E Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.