E Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.