E Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction