Frodough Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

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Tolkien Jokes More Tolkien Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred