Harley Jokes

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Dirt Bag Jokes More Dirt Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

Harley Davidson Jokes More Harley Davidson Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!