Mario Pant Jokes

What are Mario's pants made out of?

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

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What does Mario wear?

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What are Mario's pants made out of?

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What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

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