Mario Pant Jokes

What are Mario's pants made out of?

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What material is Mario's pants made out of?

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What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!