Remorse Code Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

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He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

Dash Jokes More Dash Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.