Remorse Code Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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I still find you dashing"

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...