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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

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What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.