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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a homeless Italian man?

Giovanni Change

What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!