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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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Dam-it!"

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

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They just can't help themselves.

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Neither one knows how to whistle!

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