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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.