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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."