Swam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?

That's a moray.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.