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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!