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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?

That's a moray.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

What do you call it if you put an IED on an Italian?

Rigatoni!