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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.