Cause he's not straight
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Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD
Omelette, fam
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
P.S. I Love You
Turn off the Playstation.
He turns off the PlayStation.
Anything you want they're not going to hear you.
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Because it had no porpoise in life.
Unmeasurable.
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"