Cause he's not straight
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Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD
They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.
A philosorapper
You turn off your playstation.
Drink it
He didn't want to be called chicken
Santa walking backwards.
He turns off the PlayStation.
Sony-stalgia
Omelette, fam