Cause he's not straight
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Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD
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They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
Because he is an x-boxer
Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.
The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."
Give her a shovel.
A: Ok you 2 dont start anything
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
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