Bunch Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

Radical Jokes More Radical Jokes

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.