Bunch Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Radical Jokes More Radical Jokes

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Tribe Jokes More Tribe Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Math Joke Jokes More Math Joke Jokes

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)