Bunch Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

Lobotomize Jokes More Lobotomize Jokes

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

Basketball Team Jokes More Basketball Team Jokes

What basketball team does a vampire play for?

The New York Necks

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.