Bunch Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Liberal Jokes More Liberal Jokes

What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

Matisse Jokes More Matisse Jokes

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

Lobotomize Jokes More Lobotomize Jokes

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Runt Jokes More Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...