Church Music Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

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Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Hymn Jokes More Hymn Jokes

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Why couldn't the feminist change the light bulb?

Feminists can't change anything.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.