Church Music Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Hymn Jokes More Hymn Jokes

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Finnish Hymn Jokes More Finnish Hymn Jokes

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.