Crystal Methodists Jokes

What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists

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What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

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What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.