Gap Jokes

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

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What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Coverage Jokes More Coverage Jokes

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

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What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Belief Jokes More Belief Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.