Highlighter Jokes

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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What's a stoners favorite marker?

A Highlighter

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Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

Gas Pump Jokes More Gas Pump Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.