Highlighter Jokes

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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What's a stoners favorite marker?

A Highlighter

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

Gas Pump Jokes More Gas Pump Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.