Highlighter Jokes

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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What's a stoners favorite marker?

A Highlighter

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told him twice.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

Gas Pump Jokes More Gas Pump Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!