Ox Jokes

What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy?

A silly-yak.

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What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

ox-fam

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Yoke Jokes More Yoke Jokes

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

Oxident Jokes More Oxident Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.