Ox Jokes

What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy?

A silly-yak.

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What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Yoke Jokes More Yoke Jokes

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Oxident Jokes More Oxident Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.