Ox Jokes

What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy?

A silly-yak.

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What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

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Yoke Jokes More Yoke Jokes

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

Oxident Jokes More Oxident Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

ox-fam

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.