Ox Jokes

What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy?

A silly-yak.

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What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

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What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

Yoke Jokes More Yoke Jokes

What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Oxident Jokes More Oxident Jokes

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun