Ox Jokes

What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy?

A silly-yak.

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What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Oxident Jokes More Oxident Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Yoke Jokes More Yoke Jokes

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

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