Ox Jokes

What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy?

A silly-yak.

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What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

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What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

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What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

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What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?