Ox Jokes

What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy?

A silly-yak.

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What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

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Oxident Jokes More Oxident Jokes

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Yoke Jokes More Yoke Jokes

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

What did one ox say to another ox?

A yoke.

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

ox-fam

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!