Poppin Jokes

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

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What's a theif's favorite dance move?

Poppin' locks

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Thug Jokes More Thug Jokes

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges