Poppin Jokes

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

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What's a theif's favorite dance move?

Poppin' locks

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Thug Jokes More Thug Jokes

What do you call a thug Australian mammal?

a gang-aroo

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.