Richard Nixon Jokes

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

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What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss