Richard Nixon Jokes

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !