Richard Nixon Jokes

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

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Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.