Richard Nixon Jokes

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.