Why is pulling out 100% effective for superman?

They never survive the 1000ft fall to earth.

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What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

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What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

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Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

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What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill