They never survive the 1000ft fall to earth.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
It's meteor.
9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.
Parents.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
A 'murical.
A seasoned veteran.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Dad Jokes.
Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.
Believe in reincarnation.
