Why is pulling out 100% effective for superman?

They never survive the 1000ft fall to earth.

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

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What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.