Why is pulling out 100% effective for superman?

They never survive the 1000ft fall to earth.

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

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Trace

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

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They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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The liver

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He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

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