Why is pulling out 100% effective for superman?

They never survive the 1000ft fall to earth.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf