Anime Jokes

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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Relate Jokes More Relate Jokes

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.