Anime Jokes

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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Dead Lawyer Jokes More Dead Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What do you call a high-priced barber shop?

A clip joint.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Tour Jokes More Tour Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.