Car Part Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

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Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Spare Part Jokes More Spare Part Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Spare Jokes More Spare Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Planned Parenthood Jokes More Planned Parenthood Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.