Car Trouble Jokes

How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

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What kind of car trouble?

Me: "It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."

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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Injun Jokes More Injun Jokes

Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

Why did the cowboy's car stop?

It had Injun (engine) trouble.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now