Christopher Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

You might also enjoy:

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Christopher Walken Jokes More Christopher Walken Jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

What is the opposite of /r/upliftingnews?

r/news

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.