Christopher Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.