Christopher Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

Christopher Nolan Jokes More Christopher Nolan Jokes

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

What's Christopher Nolan's favorite song?

BBBRRAAAAAAAHHHHHMMM...'s lullaby.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Christopher Reeves Jokes More Christopher Reeves Jokes

Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads