Crisis Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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What do you call a sad terrorist?

A crisis

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Nigerian Jokes More Nigerian Jokes

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?

Spam.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Undergo Jokes More Undergo Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

Water Birth Jokes More Water Birth Jokes

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.