Crisis Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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What do you call a sad terrorist?

A crisis

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Why does an ethiopian baby cry?

He's having a midlife crisis.

Midwife Crisis Jokes More Midwife Crisis Jokes

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Wild Jokes More Wild Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Nigerian Jokes More Nigerian Jokes

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.