Dill Jokes

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

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What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

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Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

Dill Bread Jokes More Dill Bread Jokes

How do you make dill bread?

Dill dough.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell "

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados