The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
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The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.
One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
He cut all his fingers off !
All the horses drowned
Simple, you get stoned twice
Baaaaasalt
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
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One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
