The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
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The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
One stone.
I wish his hands were made of stone."
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
Flatman and Ribbon.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
Who knows, there is no tax record of it.
Stop laughing and reload
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
