Drunk Driver Jokes

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

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What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

Stone Driver Jokes More Stone Driver Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.