The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
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The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
Why do we have to do all the work
Wait I freed ?!?!?"
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
When hunger strikes.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
He turns off the PlayStation.
Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.
I was missing the important Bits.
I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
Motorist: I was only following orders.
