Feline Jokes

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.