Feline Jokes

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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Cat Holic Jokes More Cat Holic Jokes

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Alter Jokes More Alter Jokes

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

What is Iron Man's favorite month?

FE-bruary Thanks :D

Common Cause Jokes More Common Cause Jokes

What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.