Feline Jokes

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry?

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Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

Cat Holic Jokes More Cat Holic Jokes

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Common Cause Jokes More Common Cause Jokes

What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Tavern Jokes More Tavern Jokes

What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*