Feline Jokes

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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Tavern Jokes More Tavern Jokes

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

Cat Holic Jokes More Cat Holic Jokes

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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