Inverse Jokes

How does a backwards poet write?

Inverse

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

How does a dyslexic poet write?

Inverse.

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pay him for the pizza.

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What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

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