Inverse Jokes

How does a backwards poet write?

Inverse

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

How does a dyslexic poet write?

Inverse.

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What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.