Isis Joke Jokes

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

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What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo bombing

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!