Isis Joke Jokes

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

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What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

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What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.