Isis Joke Jokes

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Instant Coffee Jokes More Instant Coffee Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Isis Member Jokes More Isis Member Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."

Important Jokes More Important Jokes

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.