Isis Joke Jokes

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

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What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Instant Coffee Jokes More Instant Coffee Jokes

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)