Isis Joke Jokes

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

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What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Important Jokes More Important Jokes

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation