It's not about strategy, but endurance.
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It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
None of your abyss-ness
Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.
A religious movement!
It doesn't matter.
Ping Pong
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Stealing candy from a dead baby.
Oops.
Progressive
Camping. Its in tents.
I do.
Sir Loin.
A tree feller.
Be born in China.
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.