It's not about strategy, but endurance.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
I dunno. Ask the kids.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
A fridge with a denim jacket on
He used to climb over walls.
Shocked.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Licorice
They're both pieces of china.
Steven Spellberg!
A jet setter !
Oops.
She kept objectifying people.
Broom Broom
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Rink injustice!
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
