It's not about strategy, but endurance.
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It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Cantaloupe...
Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
A: Someone stole the book.
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
Preppy le Pew
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"
Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building
Someone dropped a dime on him.
He was told not to play with his food.
They're afraid of getting owned
When the Mexicans get car insurance.
An hour later you're hungry for power.
