It's not about strategy, but endurance.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Untie the rope...
Cliffhanger.
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
Practice makes perfect."
Because they're practicing to be men.
He got crossed up.
A cuckoo clock.
A Moosician!
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
My erection.
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
Censo-red.
Ben Ching.
A Redditor.
A pyrite!