Presidential Debate Jokes

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

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Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.