Presidential Debate Jokes

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

Republican Presidential Candidate Jokes More Republican Presidential Candidate Jokes

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"