Presidential Debate Jokes

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.