Presidential Debate Jokes

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud