Presidential Debate Jokes

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Republican Presidential Candidate Jokes More Republican Presidential Candidate Jokes

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!