Presidential Debate Jokes

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.