Steve Job Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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What is Steve Job's favorite food?

Nothing because he's dead*

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Apple Turnover Jokes More Apple Turnover Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Why did the jellyroll?

He saw the apple turnover.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish thief?

Nick McGuinness.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

Apple Product Jokes More Apple Product Jokes

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.