They both died when they were really popular.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Nothing because he's dead*
Because she was too basic
Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.
The doctor had to heal-ium.
Look ma, no hands!"
They're both run by Unix.
I, Mac.
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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Space Bars
You're hired
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
Easel-y
No telemarketers.
Bacon.
If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!