Steve Job Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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What is Steve Job's favorite food?

Nothing because he's dead*

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Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

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Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.