Steve Job Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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What is Steve Job's favorite food?

Nothing because he's dead*

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Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.