What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years

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What do you say to him?

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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Ground beef

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Milk of amnesia!

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Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...