Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
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A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
A: At night, because two feet are added to it.
A "no one will ever believe me".
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Toothpaste.
None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.
They whip cream!
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
Me: I peed my pants.
Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
A large pizza can feed a family of four
They have trouble forming solutions.