Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
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When he was nailed on the cross.
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
Urine big trouble...
Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
Checkmate!
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
His family advertised it as a barbecue.
Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..
Your mom.
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
