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Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

God Jokes More God Jokes

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.