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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Steve Bannon Jokes More Steve Bannon Jokes

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Leave Turn Jokes More Leave Turn Jokes

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right