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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

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Leave Turn Jokes More Leave Turn Jokes

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

White Powder Jokes More White Powder Jokes

Why are there no black snowmen?

WHITE POWDER!!!

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Journalist Jokes More Journalist Jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.