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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

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What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

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Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Matthew Jokes More Matthew Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

White Nationalist Jokes More White Nationalist Jokes

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.