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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

Journalist Jokes More Journalist Jokes

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Crazy Guy Jokes More Crazy Guy Jokes

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.