Camper Jokes

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire