Camper Jokes

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.