Camper Jokes

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What did Jos name his son?

Hose B

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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.