Camper Jokes

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"