Camper Jokes

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

What' the bare minimum?

One bear

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit