Camper Jokes

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

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What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar