Coward Jokes

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

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What do you call a group of eight cowards?

Octopussies.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

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Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

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What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!"

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.