Coward Jokes

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

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What do you call a group of eight cowards?

Octopussies.

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

Courage Jokes More Courage Jokes

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.