Coward Jokes

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

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What do you call a group of eight cowards?

Octopussies.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

Courage Jokes More Courage Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"