Coward Jokes

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

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What do you call a group of eight cowards?

Octopussies.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!