Database Jokes

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

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Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What kind of explosive is popular with terrorist school-children?

The satchel charge.

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.