Database Jokes

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !