Database Jokes

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

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Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf