Database Jokes

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

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How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi