Green Day Jokes

What's Cersei's favourite band?

Green Day.

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What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

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Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together