Green Day Jokes

What's Cersei's favourite band?

Green Day.

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What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

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St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.