Green Day Jokes

What's Cersei's favourite band?

Green Day.

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What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...