North America Jokes

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

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What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

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Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees?

Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out.

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.