North America Jokes

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

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What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

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Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."