North America Jokes

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

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What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

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The element of some fries.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

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Why is North Korea so cruel?

Because it doesn't have a Seoul!

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

What was Beethovens favorite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!