North America Jokes

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

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What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

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What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies