North America Jokes

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

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What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

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What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!