North America Jokes

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

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What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again