Later.
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I'll tell you later.
What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
Violent revolutions never change anything.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
Neptunes!
Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**
Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.
Because he doesn't exist.
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
A: A cramberry.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
Cancer can get jobs
