Procrastinate Jokes

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

Procrastination Jokes More Procrastination Jokes

What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere