Procrastinate Jokes

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!

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Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib

Procrastination Jokes More Procrastination Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies