S&M Jokes

How do you know your S&M partner works in IT?

They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

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What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&M club?

Troll in the dungeon!"

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What do you get when you mix S&M with R&B?

The Marquis de

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Chewy Jokes More Chewy Jokes

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.