Snow Storm Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

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What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

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Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Workout Jokes More Workout Jokes

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Fresh Prince Jokes More Fresh Prince Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

How are a sword maker and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air alike?

They're both black smiths

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

9 Inch Jokes More 9 Inch Jokes

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)