Trio Jokes

What do you call a trio of Muslims?

The Three Mosqueteers.

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What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

What do you call a stoned Irishman?

A baked potato.

Tree Feller Jokes More Tree Feller Jokes

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda?

To boost his link karma!

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Nature Jokes More Nature Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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Naughty by Nature

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman