The Three Mosqueteers.
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They're both tree fellers.
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
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A tree feller.
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Run, Forest, run!
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He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
OC A quadriplegic.
A cat.
They both abhor a vacuum.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
To boost his link karma!
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