The delivery.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Cause it's an all mail business.
A delivery.
They both have problems with delivery.
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.
Cause his mom was in a jam. :(
Cause its feet smell.
It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
Oh, I can't complain."
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Hand me Downs.
Oh, it has its up and downs...
Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
