Usps Jokes

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

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Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.