Usps Jokes

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

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Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From , posted by

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)