The delivery.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Cause it's an all mail business.
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )
Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )
Hand me Downs.
Oh, it has its up and downs...
she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."
You have no life
Cause they would whistle on the way down
Cause all their pants are half-off
A-spare-I-guess
All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."
Because he bruises like-a Peach!
Because it's soda pressing.
Delivery
They both have problems with delivery.
