Usps Jokes

What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery