Wookiee Jokes

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

They were really Chewie!

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

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How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.