Wookiee Jokes

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

Wookie Steak Jokes More Wookie Steak Jokes

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

They were really Chewie!

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How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!