Wookiee Jokes

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

They were really Chewie!

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

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Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)