Wookiee Jokes

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

They were really Chewie!

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of a polar bear?

A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.