Wookiee Jokes

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.