Wookiee Jokes

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

What's the definition of Polystyrene?

A plastic parrot!

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Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.