Wookiee Jokes

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.