Ajar Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park