Ajar Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Container Jokes More Container Jokes

When is a door a container?

When it is ajar!

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.