Ajar Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.