Ajar Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!