Batmobile Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Get in, Robin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!"

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile"

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile, Robin"

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.