A Dell.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A Dell
Uni-ball
An acapellago.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Poul-trees
A-Dhal
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
A pig up truck
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Because black people don't have rights.
Unix
You can actually punch information into a computer.