Conditioner Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

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Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

What do you call an orange cat in summer?

Shedder Cheese!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!