Conditioner Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

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Conditioner Gordon Jokes More Conditioner Gordon Jokes

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What's gray and all around?

Everything. I'm a dog.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go