Fishing Pole Jokes

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

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What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

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What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

Master Baiter Jokes More Master Baiter Jokes

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why is stephen harper a bad stripper?

Because he doesnt do well on the poles

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.