Fishing Pole Jokes

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

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What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs

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What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

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What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

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Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots