Fishing Pole Jokes

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

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What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

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Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Master Baiter Jokes More Master Baiter Jokes

Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Polish Guy Jokes More Polish Guy Jokes

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie