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Tequila Mockingbird.
With your figure of speech
Tequila Mockingbird
In the stork market !
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He tractor down
Because he's too tall for a milk shower.
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Mourning
I got the f out of the way.
clearly, you wouldn't know...
Conductor
A bullet.
karma chameleon
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"