Non Prophet Organization Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."