Non Prophet Organization Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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What do you call a Muslim with a kebab?

A kaBOMB...*hah*

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Non Jokes More Non Jokes

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.