Non Prophet Organization Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

A: Mohammered.

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What do you call Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.