Non Prophet Organization Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

What do you call a Muslim with a kebab?

A kaBOMB...*hah*

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.