Non Prophet Organization Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot?

An Airrab.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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What do you call Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."